Horror QQ #14 - A skull and a shoe and a pot full of goo

Music: For You to Notice by Dashboard Confessional

There's nothing much to say about this next book. It's supposed to be a petrifying parody of Goodnight Moon, except that I actually find the monsters cute, so they didn't scare me at all. Of course, I can't speak for all the three- to five-year-old kids who will read this. I'm jaded and cute little monsters do not scare me anymore, but I hope these little kids still have most of their innocence intact so that they can enjoy a good scare.

In the cold gray tomb

There was a gravestone

And a black lagoon

And a picture of--

Martians taking over the moon

And there were three little mummies rubbing their tummies

And two hairy claws

And a set of jaws

And a loud screechy bat

And a black hat

And a skull and a shoe and a pot full of goo

And a hairy old werewolf who was hollering "Boo"

(no, you have to get a copy of the book to see the other half)